Slothman Prophecies Podcast

In this episode we tell you about Walter, Justin watches a scary movie, and we get OUR FIRST GMAIL! Also we talk about 5 [allegedly] haunted and/or cursed paintings. Can you feel it coming back again, like a rolling thunder chasing the wind? It's Episode 10: Five Creepy Paintings You Must See To Believe [Part 1]!

In this episode, Justin makes contact with our Tulpa, Groot Brute, Carl eats cough drops, and we talk about Crusader Kings 2 [A LOT]. We also discuss the mysterious death of Amy Robsart, whose husband [yet another Robert] might have been Queen Elizabeth's special boy toy. Accident? Murder? Is Beyonce secretly Solange's mom? Find out in Episode 9: How Dirty Was Amy Robsart's Assize? Need to learn more about Amy Robsart's Assize? Watch the documentary  Elizabeth: Killer Queen  on Amazon Prime Video!

In this episode we still don't have any emails, Justin eats watermelon, and we make a pact to become Chocolate Vampires together! We also learn about Tulpas. Come help us summon a hot-pink thoughtform brain ghost in Episode 8: Di Chuut 'Bout Groot Brute!

In this episode Carl is sick, we sing Cher, we blow the Gumlog County Wikipedia Conspiracy wide open! We also talk about Space Penguins. Hot sauce and Hallelujah! It's Episode 7: The Mississippi Regular Crawdaddy Revival!