Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspired one of the great graphic novels of all time! Remember remember! It's Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wintour Is Coming! P.S. We pre-recorded, so we didn't mention it in the show, but thank you for all your support in our Teepublic drive for the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank during October! We raised $50! All of you should feel super smug!  If you missed out, you can stil donate directly to them at www.FoodbankCENC.org! P.P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod , or send us a Gmail at Slothpod@gmail.com, or draw us a Guy Fawkes doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show subscribe, rate, and review!

It's now or never, Viewers. In this episode, my lovely wife Katie joins me to discuss the King of all conspiracies: The "Death" of the King of Rock n' Roll. We jiggle our way through the MANY timelines of August 16, 1977, the "autopsy" of "Elvis", his...credentials..., and how hard J. Edgar Hoover tried not to meet him. Plus more than you ever wanted to know about how to spell Aaron (or is it Aron?!) Don't be cruel, come join us for Episode 21: The King of Conspiracies Part I - The Bathroom Shag!

Good news and bad news viewers: The bad news is, Justin has gone missing. The good news is this week I'm joined by my lovely wife Katie! You belong with us as we discuss Scottish Fold kittens, the Church of Satan, and the queen of Bad Blood herself, Taylor Swift! Turn on, tune in, drop out, and shake it off for Episode 19: Trailer Swift!

Justin takes the lead on this episode to bring you heroic ice cream rescue, Dave Coulier revelations, and a sports conspiracy! Was the 1985 NBA draft rigged? Of course it was. But come listen to Justin explain how, in Episode 13: The 1985 New York Fix! Here's the video clip of the draft we talk about in the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y Plus: We have merch! Check out our storefront on TeePublic: http://tee.pub/lic/hsPBWgHZGi0

In this episode, Justin makes contact with our Tulpa, Groot Brute, Carl eats cough drops, and we talk about Crusader Kings 2 [A LOT]. We also discuss the mysterious death of Amy Robsart, whose husband [yet another Robert] might have been Queen Elizabeth's special boy toy. Accident? Murder? Is Beyonce secretly Solange's mom? Find out in Episode 9: How Dirty Was Amy Robsart's Assize? Need to learn more about Amy Robsart's Assize? Watch the documentary  Elizabeth: Killer Queen  on Amazon Prime Video!

In this episode Justin reads his apology letter to Robert the doll, we hate on the Fruity Yummy Mummy, and we learn all about how the CIA tried to kill Bob Marley, and maybe even succeeded! Make your 4/20 extra special with Episode 5: Voulez-Vous Parler en Patois Ce Soir! Want to learn even more about Bob? The amazing podcast Thinking Sideways has a great episode about the Hope Road Shooting. Also there are more books than you could ever read on him, including but not limited to: Catch a Fire: The Life of Bob Marley by Timothy White So Much Things To Say: The Oral History of Bob Marley by Roger Steffens And here's Bob being interviewed on "Like It Is" talking about the assassination attempt.

Mushrooms are aliens guys. That's just a fact of life. Come join us as we discuss more than you ever wanted to know about fungus, Terrence McKenna, Lucy, Erotic Romance Novels, and the chance that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future is going to obliterate everyone who listens to this episode (now's your chance to back out)! Some cool stuff that's (kind of) related: Terrence McKenna: Mushrooms Are Extraterrestrial Probes?  on Youtube (This is the only one about aliens specifically) The Magic of Mushrooms  on Netflix DMT: The Spirit Molecule  also on Netflix

Justin's Pokemon Times! Welcome to Justin's Pokemon Times! A show where Justin explains Pokemon conspiracies to Carl! Also there's some creepypasta thrown in, we discuss the secret life of Mr. Mime, Rubbing the Captain’s back, and now much , Ghost wants to fight ghost wants to fight GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt happy April fools day GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Slothman Prophecies, where conspiracy theorist Carl tries to convince his skeptical best friend Justin that Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was secretly replaced! Aleistor Crowley, Shirley Temple, and the Freemasons all make an appearance! P.S. Don't worry, Justin bought a new mic as soon as we finished recording. Here's some cool stuff we talked about on the show! Go consume! Who is this now? (A Paul Is Dead Documentary) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNldAM_8fo Paul McCartney Is Really Dead: The Last Will and Testament of George Harrison https://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/paul_mccartney_really_is_dead_the_last_testament_of_george_harrison Roby Younge WABC-AM Broadcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_DXCy2Buc Also,  This is our new logo!  Don't worry, that's just for iTunes' benefit. But feel free to look at it!