Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Merry Christmas, Killer Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Yummy Yuletide, Wockin' Winter Solstice, and an Awesome Anything Else you're celebrating Viewers! In our final episode of 2018, we find ourselves on the aptly named Meon Hill amidst a tangle of mangold pulp, devils with bad aim, Black Shuck, fraud, preconscious autobiographies, an unsolved murder, a solved murder, and a bunch of Italians. Follow us following Fabian of the Yard, and his trusty sidekick Detective Sergeant Webb as they try to solve the Murder of Charles Walton, a.k.a. The Witchcraft Murder, in Episode 39: I Caim, I Stanged, I Blasted! P.S. We'll be going on a brief hiatus after this one while Katie and Carl move, so savor it.

We have just one question for you this week, Viewers: Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? It's the Hagley Woods Mystery, complete with spy rings, witchcraft, murder, graffiti, and did I mention spy rings? Justin and Carl speculate on it all in Episode 38: The Hagley Woods Move! Plus, stay tuned after the ending theme for a special stocking stuffer from Justin. Actually, maybe don't, because its the most vulgar, blue, disgusting thing we've ever talked about: The Ryan's Steakhouse Incident.

Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we ponder our way through one of the most unsolved of unsolved mysteries: Roland T. Owen and the Curious Case of Room 1046! How? Why? Who? We probably won't find out in Episode 35: Bathtub Made Of Knives!

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more in Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat! We guarantee the ending of this story is so bizarre, you won't see it coming. Just like whatever that is behind you... Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, unexpected, unparalleled, and maybe even unsolved murder mysteries ever to sail the high seas. WHODUNNIT?!? It's Episode 29: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part I - Fuller Half Empty! Also, visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank, but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.