Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law! Unless you piss off Jimmy Page that is. Join us as we both thank and rebuke SuperFan Joey for sending us a haunted doll, we invent a new cocktail called the Willrow Hood, and Carl drinks several of them. Also, we go over the tale of Eddie & The Hotrods, the most famous band you've never heard of, and how Aleister Crowley, Boleskine House, and Jimmy Page combine to make sure they can't, in fact, do anything they wanna do. Plus we got merch! Get your very own Classic SlothPod logo T-Shirt, Mug, Tapestry, or much more! (But only if it's what thou wilt) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/slothpod

Justin takes the lead on this episode to bring you heroic ice cream rescue, Dave Coulier revelations, and a sports conspiracy! Was the 1985 NBA draft rigged? Of course it was. But come listen to Justin explain how, in Episode 13: The 1985 New York Fix! Here's the video clip of the draft we talk about in the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y Plus: We have merch! Check out our storefront on TeePublic: http://tee.pub/lic/hsPBWgHZGi0

Howdy Viewers! Sorry for buzzfeeding you so hard, but we're finally finishing it! Join us as Producer Cathulhu tells us its dinner-time, we learn about Jägermeisters, and Justin explains homeowner's insurance in Episode 12: The Other Five Haunted Paintings You Need To See To Believe [Part 2]!

Gee golly gee whiz are you in for a treat, Viewers. This week Justin and I read our heaps (five or six) of gmails and then play a very special recording for you. We gathered our four best friends/wives together for a Memorial Day Weekend Party/Test of our psychic abilities, and the results may shock you. Grab a pen and paper and join myself, Justin, Katie, Kristen, JT, and David in Episode 11: Zener and the Art of Administrative Maintenance!