Slothman Prophecies Podcast

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines, and most importantly, we've got a tale so full of mystery it might not even exist. Get your limes and your lifejackets ready, because we're diving headfirst into the mystery of the S.S. Ourang Medan in Episode 28: Porkmanteau! Visit our TeePublic store  because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank , but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Cropsey! There will be blood, there will be showers, and there most definitely will be missing pigs in Episode 27: First In Fright II - Countdown To Mid-Light!

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disappearance of Congressman Hale Boggs and his fellow passengers on a flight over the Alaskan coast. Find out more than you ever wanted to know  about the Warren Commission, Watergate, J. Edgar Hoover, and how Boggs' connection to all of the above may have had something to do with the events of October 12, 1972! It's Episode 26: Hale Or High Watergate!

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident! If you love it let us know! We'll do more! Subscribe, Rate, Review, and follow us on Twitter @Slothpod and @TX_Files!

Plug your nostrils and hide your dogs, Viewers! Justin has returned from his near-death experience with the Fruity Yummy Mummy to talk about the new Robert the Doll movie, mascot naming etiquette, and the mating habits of bugs on his screen door. We also talk about how a brave dog, a cool mom, and a bunch of mostly unsupervised boys had an unpleasant run in with some aircraft beacons, fog, and a very stinky owl. Or was it something altogether spookier? Come learn all about the Flatwoods Monster in Episode 25: The Braxton County Stinky Owl Incident!

Happy Labour Day Viewers! In this episode Katie and Carl discuss state trees, 2-ply versus 3-ply, and leather-bound books! Also the Tiny Coffins of Arthur's Seat a.k.a. the Edinburgh Murder Dolls. Come find out why it's a bad idea to let unaccompanied minors anywhere near a brace of coneys in Episode 24: Tiny Coffins Tiny Pants!