Slothman Prophecies Podcast

Greetings Viewers! Join us for Justin's long awaited return to the show! In this one we discuss the FBI's Bigfoot Files, Netflix recommendations, Gumlog updates, and the intriguing history of the Burrs. Spies, traitors, Dead River, politics, Georgia facts, this episode has it all. It's Episode 43: Back To Burr!

Hi Viewers! Welcome to the finale of our Betty & Barney Hill series where we discuss Barney's side of the story, as well as the Fish Map, whether or not Bunkum is a word, and how bad an explanation Jupiter is. Also, I burped again. It's Episode 42: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part II - A Little Phallic!

We are back for Part 1 of the OG alien abduction: the story of Betty & Barney Hill. Join us as we discuss the night in question, the weeks that followed, Walter Webb's NICAP report, Barney's genitals, and Betty's strange and mildly erotic dreams. It's Episode 41: The Betty & Barney Hill Abduction Part I - Sweet Delsey! The Webb Report is available on NICAP's website here. Betty's niece Kathleen Marden takes debunkers to task on her website, here. Or you can watch Betty's interview with folklorist John Horrigan here. P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at Slothpod@gmail.com, or draw us a picture of Jimmy Durante and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!

We're back in the saddle again viewers! And this time we've got four terrifying tales of travel, taxidermy, trains, tasty treats, and they all take place in our new home Tennessee! Come find out about the Legend of Sugar Flat Road, Werewolf Springs, The White Bluff Screamer, and the Mystery of the Nun Bun in Episode 40: Tennessee Terrors! P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod, or send us a Gmail at Slothpod@gmail.com, or draw us a picture about how much you missed us and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show, subscribe, rate, and review!        

Merry Christmas, Killer Kwanza, Happy Hanukkah, Yummy Yuletide, Wockin' Winter Solstice, and an Awesome Anything Else you're celebrating Viewers! In our final episode of 2018, we find ourselves on the aptly named Meon Hill amidst a tangle of mangold pulp, devils with bad aim, Black Shuck, fraud, preconscious autobiographies, an unsolved murder, a solved murder, and a bunch of Italians. Follow us following Fabian of the Yard, and his trusty sidekick Detective Sergeant Webb as they try to solve the Murder of Charles Walton, a.k.a. The Witchcraft Murder, in Episode 39: I Caim, I Stanged, I Blasted! P.S. We'll be going on a brief hiatus after this one while Katie and Carl move, so savor it.

We have just one question for you this week, Viewers: Who put Bella in the Wych Elm? It's the Hagley Woods Mystery, complete with spy rings, witchcraft, murder, graffiti, and did I mention spy rings? Justin and Carl speculate on it all in Episode 38: The Hagley Woods Move! Plus, stay tuned after the ending theme for a special stocking stuffer from Justin. Actually, maybe don't, because its the most vulgar, blue, disgusting thing we've ever talked about: The Ryan's Steakhouse Incident.

Happy Holidays Viewers and welcome to our Thanksgiving Leftovers! Feast you ears upon the Mystery of the Cuban Yellow Balloons, the Horror of Rufus the Demon Core, and the probable hoax of the Man from Taured! Plus, have you ever heard of Doveland, Wisconsin? Don't stand too close to the microwave! It's Episode 37: Thanksgiving Leftovers - The Highest Stakes Jenga!

Thanks, Viewers, for coming to our autumnal celebration of the undead: Fangsgiving. Join Carl and Katie for a cornucopia of vampire tales. Tonight we spin yarns about Ghost-Vamp William Doggett, The Alnwick Vampire, The Vampire of Berwick, and the the ooky spooky story of Arnont Paule and the Vampires of Meduegna! We hope your cranberry sauce has rings on it, because its Episode 36: Fangsgiving!

Welcome Viewers! The year is 1935, the room is 1046, and the mysterious man is...uh...? Join us as we tell poop stories, try not to laugh at the name Soptic, and pretend like we know anything about the hospitality industry while we ponder our way through one of the most unsolved of unsolved mysteries: Roland T. Owen and the Curious Case of Room 1046! How? Why? Who? We probably won't find out in Episode 35: Bathtub Made Of Knives!

I know of no reason why you shouldn't listen to this episode! Join us for gunfights, getaways, gullibility, and GUNPOWDER. It's the conclusion to our two-parter on England's infamous Gunpowder Plot, where things go south in a hurry. Find out why dying of a urinary tract infection in the Tower of London is definitely not the worst case scenario in Episode 34: The Gunpowder Plot Part 2 - Threats Are Only For Boyz!

Viewers! Verily, we vociferously vow that vivacious vocalizations of vast value -ah, screw it- await! Exploding bananas, beefeaters, Bloody Mary, and Lawyerbot all make appearances in this one! Plus we explore the true story that inspired one of the great graphic novels of all time! Remember remember! It's Episode 33: The Gunpowder Plot Part I - Wintour Is Coming! P.S. We pre-recorded, so we didn't mention it in the show, but thank you for all your support in our Teepublic drive for the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank during October! We raised $50! All of you should feel super smug!  If you missed out, you can stil donate directly to them at www.FoodbankCENC.org! P.P.S. Follow us on Twitter @Slothpod , or send us a Gmail at Slothpod@gmail.com, or draw us a Guy Fawkes doodle and send it with #Slothpod to SlothmanPropheciesPodcast on Instagram! And if you like the show subscribe, rate, and review!

MERRY FIESTAWEEN TIDINGS UPON YOU VIEWERS! Welcome to the 2018 FIESTAWEEN EXTRAVAGANZA SPECTACULAR (aka Carl and Justin goofing off) Join us as we discuss Spongebob, All Quiet On The Western Front, Captain Fokke's Amazing Journey, and the spookiest ship ever to round the Cape of Good Hope in 12 Parsecs: The Flying Dutchman. It's Episode 32: Diabetes & My Wife! Visit our  TeePublic store  because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank ( FoodbankCENC.org ), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Shiver me timbers Viewers! Tonight we continue our Fiestaween theme of Spooky Ships with a tale of insurance fraud, experienced seamen, and a butthole Flood. Join Katie and Carl for one of the most famous maritime mysteries ever, the Mary Celeste! Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank ( FoodbankCENC.org ), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Bienvenidos Viewers! Tonight we continue the spooky mysteries of Fiestaween with the conclusion of the blood-curdling tale of the Herbert Fuller! Whodunnit? Whydunnit? Howdunnit? We try but fail to answer all these questions and more in Episode 30: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part 2 - Murder, She Boat! We guarantee the ending of this story is so bizarre, you won't see it coming. Just like whatever that is behind you... Visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank (FoodbankCENC.org), but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Good Evening, Viewers. You're expected. Tonight Justin and Carl continue the Fiestaween festivities with uncharacteristically hot October heat, debutolology, and failure at baby showers. We also cruise into one of the most unsettling, unexpected, unparalleled, and maybe even unsolved murder mysteries ever to sail the high seas. WHODUNNIT?!? It's Episode 29: Murder on the Herbert Fuller Part I - Fuller Half Empty! Also, visit our TeePublic store because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank, but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.    

FIESTAWEEN IS UPON US! Salt your rims and dip your chips, because tonight we kick off the FIRST episode of our FIRST Fiestaween season ever on Slothman Prophecies. Tonight we've got tulpas, we've got hungry cats, we've got time machines, and most importantly, we've got a tale so full of mystery it might not even exist. Get your limes and your lifejackets ready, because we're diving headfirst into the mystery of the S.S. Ourang Medan in Episode 28: Porkmanteau! Visit our TeePublic store  because during the month of Fiestaween (aka October) we're sending all our profits to the Central and Eastern Carolina Food Bank to help with Hurricane Florence relief! Or, you could cut out the middle man and donate straight to the CENC Food Bank , but you're not going to get a tapestry that way.

Salutations Viewers! The Fiestaween Season is nigh upon us! Join us as we discuss three terrifying tales from our home state, North Carolina: The Averasboro Gallinipper, The Chatham County Blood Shower, and the Disappearance of Nell Cropsey! There will be blood, there will be showers, and there most definitely will be missing pigs in Episode 27: First In Fright II - Countdown To Mid-Light!

ATTENTION VIEWERS: We come to you live (for now) from Hurricane Florence to tell you about Justin's recent, mature encounters with Pokemon Black, Gerald Ford's REAL name, and Vanilla Ice quarantines. Also, the mysterious, unsolved disappearance of Congressman Hale Boggs and his fellow passengers on a flight over the Alaskan coast. Find out more than you ever wanted to know  about the Warren Commission, Watergate, J. Edgar Hoover, and how Boggs' connection to all of the above may have had something to do with the events of October 12, 1972! It's Episode 26: Hale Or High Watergate!

Howdy Viewers! Welcome to the Sloth Files, a crossover episode with an amazing podcast you should absolutely be listening to called TX Files! Join Carl and Michael B as we discuss the Roswell of the UK, the Rendlesham Forest UFO Incident! If you love it let us know! We'll do more! Subscribe, Rate, Review, and follow us on Twitter @Slothpod and @TX_Files!

Plug your nostrils and hide your dogs, Viewers! Justin has returned from his near-death experience with the Fruity Yummy Mummy to talk about the new Robert the Doll movie, mascot naming etiquette, and the mating habits of bugs on his screen door. We also talk about how a brave dog, a cool mom, and a bunch of mostly unsupervised boys had an unpleasant run in with some aircraft beacons, fog, and a very stinky owl. Or was it something altogether spookier? Come learn all about the Flatwoods Monster in Episode 25: The Braxton County Stinky Owl Incident!

Happy Labour Day Viewers! In this episode Katie and Carl discuss state trees, 2-ply versus 3-ply, and leather-bound books! Also the Tiny Coffins of Arthur's Seat a.k.a. the Edinburgh Murder Dolls. Come find out why it's a bad idea to let unaccompanied minors anywhere near a brace of coneys in Episode 24: Tiny Coffins Tiny Pants!

Greetings Viewers! Come listen to the voices of Carl and Katie as they take a journey from suspected german spies to giant piezoelectric crystals to government experiments to the Ashtar Galactic Command! Plus we sing Cher. Come learn about the improbably intertwined tales of Frank Critzer, George Van Tassel, Giant Rock, Operation Tumbler-Snapper, The 1952 Washington DC UFO Flap, and the 1977 Southern Television Broadcast Interuption! Oh, and don't forget THE INTEGRATRON!!! It's Episode 23: Between A Rock And Ashtar Place!

Aloha, Viewers! Come join us as Katie sings Blue Christmas, Carl accidentally reveals his biggest fear, and we give Johnny Depp unsolicited advice about his love life! We also come to the end of our two-parter on Elvis. Is he alive? Is he Orion? Was he in Home Alone? Find the answers (maybe) to all these questions and more in Episode 22: The King of Conspiracies Part 2 - Signature Tilt!

It's now or never, Viewers. In this episode, my lovely wife Katie joins me to discuss the King of all conspiracies: The "Death" of the King of Rock n' Roll. We jiggle our way through the MANY timelines of August 16, 1977, the "autopsy" of "Elvis", his...credentials..., and how hard J. Edgar Hoover tried not to meet him. Plus more than you ever wanted to know about how to spell Aaron (or is it Aron?!) Don't be cruel, come join us for Episode 21: The King of Conspiracies Part I - The Bathroom Shag!

Avast ye Viewers! It's our twentieth episode! And in honor of ourselves, in this episode my lovely wife Katie helps me kick off our inaugural First In Fright, a compilation of North Carolina legends, ghost stories, and weird stuff that we will occasionally dip back into when I'm running low on topics. In this one, we tell the tales of the Boojum, Sop Doll Sop, and the Haunting of Teach's Hole. You read that correctly. Its a marital menagerie of myths, murder, and mayhem in Episode 20: First In Fright: Boojum & Teach's Hole!

Good news and bad news viewers: The bad news is, Justin has gone missing. The good news is this week I'm joined by my lovely wife Katie! You belong with us as we discuss Scottish Fold kittens, the Church of Satan, and the queen of Bad Blood herself, Taylor Swift! Turn on, tune in, drop out, and shake it off for Episode 19: Trailer Swift!

Whodunnit?!? Join us as Justin decides who should take the down elevator, Carl gets scared in a bunk-bed, and we find out which one of us hasn't showered in a week! Its suspect time in Episode 18: Hinterkaifeck Part 2 - Hay Fever!

In this über-creepy true crime episode, Justin eagerly awaits The Snap, Carl's dad builds a bridge (don't get too excited, it's not a drawbridge), and we learn all about that sweet sweet goose-butter. We also talk about one of the most mysterious, eerie, and unsolved murder cases ever in Episode 17: Hinterkaifeck Part 1 - Motorenhütte!

In this episode Carl does a spot-on impression of Bill Hader, Kristen sneezes, and Justin regales us with an epic tale of fence-staining. Also, we talk about the Curse of Little Bastard! Do you love Rob Zombie? Do you love The Sims? Somehow we also talk about those things in Episode 16: Jimmy & The Hotrods!

Need a few tips on how to get thrown out of Area 51? Don't worry, here's Episode 15: Lazar Pointers! On this one we talk (for too long) about crossing the 1000 download mark, Justin expresses his love for confrontational Youtube videos, and dig deep into the big, steaming pile of controversy that is the story of Bob Lazar. So hop in your Jet Car and fuel up with some Moscovium as we pander to the audience in: Episode 15: Lazar Pointers!

Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law! Unless you piss off Jimmy Page that is. Join us as we both thank and rebuke SuperFan Joey for sending us a haunted doll, we invent a new cocktail called the Willrow Hood, and Carl drinks several of them. Also, we go over the tale of Eddie & The Hotrods, the most famous band you've never heard of, and how Aleister Crowley, Boleskine House, and Jimmy Page combine to make sure they can't, in fact, do anything they wanna do. Plus we got merch! Get your very own Classic SlothPod logo T-Shirt, Mug, Tapestry, or much more! (But only if it's what thou wilt) https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirts/slothpod

Justin takes the lead on this episode to bring you heroic ice cream rescue, Dave Coulier revelations, and a sports conspiracy! Was the 1985 NBA draft rigged? Of course it was. But come listen to Justin explain how, in Episode 13: The 1985 New York Fix! Here's the video clip of the draft we talk about in the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX1kMlG8c7Y Plus: We have merch! Check out our storefront on TeePublic: http://tee.pub/lic/hsPBWgHZGi0

Howdy Viewers! Sorry for buzzfeeding you so hard, but we're finally finishing it! Join us as Producer Cathulhu tells us its dinner-time, we learn about Jägermeisters, and Justin explains homeowner's insurance in Episode 12: The Other Five Haunted Paintings You Need To See To Believe [Part 2]!

Gee golly gee whiz are you in for a treat, Viewers. This week Justin and I read our heaps (five or six) of gmails and then play a very special recording for you. We gathered our four best friends/wives together for a Memorial Day Weekend Party/Test of our psychic abilities, and the results may shock you. Grab a pen and paper and join myself, Justin, Katie, Kristen, JT, and David in Episode 11: Zener and the Art of Administrative Maintenance!

In this episode we tell you about Walter, Justin watches a scary movie, and we get OUR FIRST GMAIL! Also we talk about 5 [allegedly] haunted and/or cursed paintings. Can you feel it coming back again, like a rolling thunder chasing the wind? It's Episode 10: Five Creepy Paintings You Must See To Believe [Part 1]!

In this episode, Justin makes contact with our Tulpa, Groot Brute, Carl eats cough drops, and we talk about Crusader Kings 2 [A LOT]. We also discuss the mysterious death of Amy Robsart, whose husband [yet another Robert] might have been Queen Elizabeth's special boy toy. Accident? Murder? Is Beyonce secretly Solange's mom? Find out in Episode 9: How Dirty Was Amy Robsart's Assize? Need to learn more about Amy Robsart's Assize? Watch the documentary  Elizabeth: Killer Queen  on Amazon Prime Video!

In this episode we still don't have any emails, Justin eats watermelon, and we make a pact to become Chocolate Vampires together! We also learn about Tulpas. Come help us summon a hot-pink thoughtform brain ghost in Episode 8: Di Chuut 'Bout Groot Brute!

In this episode Carl is sick, we sing Cher, we blow the Gumlog County Wikipedia Conspiracy wide open! We also talk about Space Penguins. Hot sauce and Hallelujah! It's Episode 7: The Mississippi Regular Crawdaddy Revival!

In this muy especial episode, Justin reads in Patois, Carl gives away a million dollar idea for robot pirates, and we all hear some of the spookiest stories from south of the border! Come celebrate Cinco de Mayo with us in Episode 6: Tequila Mockingbird!

In this episode Justin reads his apology letter to Robert the doll, we hate on the Fruity Yummy Mummy, and we learn all about how the CIA tried to kill Bob Marley, and maybe even succeeded! Make your 4/20 extra special with Episode 5: Voulez-Vous Parler en Patois Ce Soir! Want to learn even more about Bob? The amazing podcast Thinking Sideways has a great episode about the Hope Road Shooting. Also there are more books than you could ever read on him, including but not limited to: Catch a Fire: The Life of Bob Marley by Timothy White So Much Things To Say: The Oral History of Bob Marley by Roger Steffens And here's Bob being interviewed on "Like It Is" talking about the assassination attempt.

In this episode, Carl and Justin talk about how to structure an apology letter, why people are using Google+, and who is running down the hall?!?!? Oh, and Robert the haunted doll. BTW, you might only be able to hear the hall-running in question on headphones. Want to write to Robert yourself? You can find his contact info at  RobertTheDoll.org. Also check out: Hillbilly Horror Stories Podcast  - They have TWO episodes on Robert. Atlas Obscura article on Robert then maybe go check out  the Robert movie  and tell us how it is! Follow us on Twitter @SlothPod Follow us on Instagram @ SlothmanPropheciesPodcast Or send us an email @ SlothPod@gmail.com

Mushrooms are aliens guys. That's just a fact of life. Come join us as we discuss more than you ever wanted to know about fungus, Terrence McKenna, Lucy, Erotic Romance Novels, and the chance that an all-powerful artificial intelligence from the future is going to obliterate everyone who listens to this episode (now's your chance to back out)! Some cool stuff that's (kind of) related: Terrence McKenna: Mushrooms Are Extraterrestrial Probes?  on Youtube (This is the only one about aliens specifically) The Magic of Mushrooms  on Netflix DMT: The Spirit Molecule  also on Netflix

Justin's Pokemon Times! Welcome to Justin's Pokemon Times! A show where Justin explains Pokemon conspiracies to Carl! Also there's some creepypasta thrown in, we discuss the secret life of Mr. Mime, Rubbing the Captain’s back, and now much , Ghost wants to fight ghost wants to fight GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt happy April fools day GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt GhoST WantS to FiGHt GHosT waNTs to fighT gHost wANts tO fIGHt

Welcome to the second episode of Slothman Prophecies! In this episode, we examine one of the most-witnessed close encounters of all time, Justin gets a new mic (which we forgot to turn on), and my mommy tells me not to swear so much! Here's some cool stuff we talked about on the show! Go consume! Astonishing Legends Podcast - The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter Center for UFO Studies Report by Isabel Davis The Chronicles of Geraldine (Sutton)

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Slothman Prophecies, where conspiracy theorist Carl tries to convince his skeptical best friend Justin that Paul McCartney died in a car crash in 1966 and was secretly replaced! Aleistor Crowley, Shirley Temple, and the Freemasons all make an appearance! P.S. Don't worry, Justin bought a new mic as soon as we finished recording. Here's some cool stuff we talked about on the show! Go consume! Who is this now? (A Paul Is Dead Documentary) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BNldAM_8fo Paul McCartney Is Really Dead: The Last Will and Testament of George Harrison https://www.snagfilms.com/films/title/paul_mccartney_really_is_dead_the_last_testament_of_george_harrison Roby Younge WABC-AM Broadcast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_DXCy2Buc Also,  This is our new logo!  Don't worry, that's just for iTunes' benefit. But feel free to look at it!